i’ll crush y’all

Who dares to descend into the depths of Spanish exploitation cinema, and join a cast like Antonio Mayans and TOMBS OF THE BLIND DEAD icon Lone Fleming? This over-the-top action feast, whose title delivers exactly what it promises, is the ticket to it: Tarado, fresh out of jail, finally wants to lead a normal life. But when his father dies unexpectedly, a tour-de- force unchains that gets massively out of hand, seeing more and more rival parties suddenly turning up on the family farm. Who exactly claims what against whom is unclear until the cunning finale – but also doesn’t matter.

Mario Mayo delivers as Tarado a rough performance mixing Jason Statham and Bruce Willis. He shreds his way through his opponents with stoic calm and using a series of (im)possible props. There is no one who gets out of this without getting punched in the face – so bluntly that it hurts. A cathartic and completely over-the-top bloodbath difficult to foresee!